MY FATHER - THE AMAZON:

MY FATHER WAS A BETTER DAD THAN YOUR MOM COULD EVER BE.  HE TAUGHT ME THE WAYS OF THE WORLD AND HOW TO BE AN AWESOME AWESOME. THE ONLY WAY TO BE AN AWESOME AWESOME IS TO FIGHT. AND TO FIGHT IS  DIVINE. AMAZON... DAD... WHEREVER YOU ARE, ALWAYS KNOW THAT I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. BUT I LOVE TO FIGHT YOU MORE. AND LOVE IS FOR WEAKLINGS WHO SEW. SO LET US BATTLE!

THESE ARE THE LAST WORDS MY FATHER SAID TO ME BEFORE GOING OUT TO PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT HE COULD MAKE THE GREATEST KABOBS:

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