RECENT BATTLES THAT HUMILIATED MY WORTHLESS OPPONENTS:

EVERYBODY KNOWS I AM THE GREATEST BATTLERER OF ALL THE TIMES, BUT SOMETIMES A NEW STUPID COMES ALONG AND DECIDES THAT HE WANTS TO BATTLE ME. WHY DO THEY WANT TO GET BEATEN? BECAUSE THERE IS NO GREATER HONOR IN LIFE THAN BEING KILLED BY ME.

HERE ARE MY RECENT AMAZINGEST BATTLES:

NEW! • I DECIDE TO BEAT FARK.COM - LITERALLY

• EL MATEMATICO THE CHICKEN WIMPY CHICKEN

• EL MATEMATICO SURPRISE ATTACK!

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